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Permalink Tiny Toasty Captain’s Log, Date: 19th February, 2012San Antonio, TX, USA  There sure are some strange creatures here in Texas! Found myself on quite an unexpected adventure just when I thought I’d time to relax! 
Permalink (Continued)Tiny Toasty Captain’s Log, Date: 13th February, 2012Sedriano, (IT) My toasty captain mind is… in so much delusion and confusion! … And if it is a dream…Where did it begin? And is this THE END?! 
Permalink Tiny Toasty Captain’s Log, Date: 13th February, 2012Sedriano, (IT) Woke up several days later in the safety of my captain’s quarters.. not sure what.. happened. Am I alive? Was it all a dream? 
Permalink Tiny Toasty Captain’s Log, Date: 9th February, 2012.Canzo Asso, (IT) Much like the modern art from the day previous, the need for ciocolatta struck again!This time, in the form of hot chocolate peperoncino indulgence.Note: Having realized I have an addictive nature, I have resolved to seek out therapy. 
Permalink Tiny Toasty Captain’s Log, Date: 9th February, 2012Canzo Asso, (IT) Found myself back in town and away from the Italian Alps. Decided to warm up with a caffè mocha. 
Permalink Tiny Toasty Captain’s Log, Date: 8th February, 2012. Approx. 16:00.Canzo, (IT) Heard strange whispers coming from the Italian alps in the distance… Seemed to be saying the following: “Gaaazeeeth thee upon my coooouuntenance… Yes, look deep. Listen to my soooong… it is that of ancient desire’s past echoing in the distant memories lost… Listen… LISTEEEN. Come to me… Come to meeee! You shall be mine, Toastyyy Captain. You shall be mine! Toasty Captaaaiiin, you are mine! You are mine! Toasty Cap—taaaaiiin!” Not sure what to make of it.
Permalink Tiny Toasty Captain’s Log, Date: 8th February, 2012.Canzo, (IT) The modern art struck again! Like a thief in my soul! I just couldn’t stop! 
Permalink Tiny Toasty Captain’s Log, Date: 8th February, 2012Canzo, (IT) After my swim, I was feeling inspired. Tried my hand at some modern art.Note: Does modern art imitate me or do I imitate modern art? 
Permalink Tiny Toasty Captain’s Log, Date: 8th February, 2012Canzo, (IT) Hopped off ship a while to go Hardcore Polar Bear Swimming again. Became entranced by the view of the alps in the distance. 
Permalink Tiny Toasty Captain’s Log, Date: 8th February, 2012Canzo, (IT) Ascended into the Italian Alps. Frost-Nip is biting at Hand-Shippy’s exterior, but what an enchanting place! 
Permalink Tiny Toasty Captain’s Log, Date: 7th February, 2012.Canzo Asso, (IT) Docked again at a warmer locale and procured some more of that beautiful caffè espresso this land offers. Note: Lovely, but large demitasses here. 
Permalink Tiny Toasty Captain’s Log, Date: 7th February, 2012Canzo Asso, (IT) Became overwhelmed with excitement from the caffeine and knocked out another patron. I apologize to ye, ye seemed a nice lad! 
Permalink Tiny Toasty Captain’s Log, Date: 7th February, 2012.Canzo Asso, (IT) Managed to kick back two espresso servings. Hallucinating and full of energy for adventure! 
Permalink Tiny Toasty Captain’s Log, Date: 7th February, 2012.Canzo Asso, (IT) Arrivo! We docked at no later than 13:00 hours in glorious altitudes!And back on my ol’ Hand-Shippy!